



I learned more during my 6-month apprenticeship with the atlatl then I ever did
during 5 years of college.
- Skilled at killing hogs with a sharp stick.
- Specializing in night hunts.
- Created the ABNORMAL (Austin Branch of a Network of Organizations
dedicated to the Rectification of Misguided Atlatl Laws). Working hard to
establish this as a powerful lobby.
- An active member of the Bodark Branch.
You want to go hunting with me.
References:
“DNA tests have confirmed that Roger (Wildman) is not a chimpanzee/human
hybrid, as has been rumored.” Charlotte Wildman, Roger’s mother.
“He (Roger Wildman) may be the most effective hunter that ever walked on two
legs.” Roy Wenmohs, ATLATL CEO.
“Roger's okay I guess, long as you don't let him in your house. First he will eat up
all the cat food, then he will eat the cat! Makes a big mess.” Roberto Bogán,
author of Hunter’s Horn.
“When Roger Wildman returns from Mexico, I am going to kick his ass!!!
And then I’ll take him fishing.” Bobcat Smith, Chief Operating Officer of the
ATLATL.
“That dude is crazy!” Leslie (local Austin celebrity).